You missed Deschutes Brewery’s 30th anniversary week like a buster (embrace your regrets by watching this video)

Dude, where were you? Deschutes Brewery celebrated its 30th anniversary for a whole goddamn week, and you were nowhere to be found. June was Deschutes’ birthday month, and after three decades of success, the famous Bend, Ore.-based craft brewery commemorated the occasion with a week of drink events, beginning with a throwback locals’ shindig on June 25 and ending the week with a Party in the Park on June 30 that included its awesome Street Pub, live music with headliner Robert Randolph & The Family Band, hot air balloons, rad activities and NOT YOU. The Party in the Park was right on the banks of Mirror Pond. It was totally crowded with very attractive, intelligent and entertaining people. How do you miss something like that? Watch the video above to see what you passed up, and maybe get your shit together.