It’s Monday, and you’re mostly dead, so a perfect time to enter this Rogue Dead Guy contest

October 17, 2016Keith Gribbins

Dead face. It’s what I look like at 4:30 p.m. on a Monday. Picture your average zombified editor slumped in a chair, arms between piles of magazines and proofs. Note the open mouth (and that keyboard turned drool catcher) and the occasional eye twitch, indicating I might be dreaming about an after work beer the way the walking dead dream about brains. It being near Halloween and me having a bad case of the dead face got me thinking. Maybe a sixer of Dead Guy Ale would be an appropriate cure for my Monday zompox (it is a “heller” bock after all). That’s when my eye twitched, and I noticed this Rogue Ales and Spirits contest.

Take a photo with the Dead Guy either in stores, on the bottle, in his T-shirt or with his yo-yo, then Tweet or Instagram it with hashtag #MyDeadGuy. You’ll be entered to win your face on a bottle of Dead Guy: rogue.com/my-dead-guy

I did it. Just look at my new Dead Guy face below. Much better than my regular dead face. You can get one too. I see so many ghoulish faces all over the internet every day, and one of them is probably yours, so use that frightening visage to earn some beer bottle fame. Then maybe dress that face up permanently. Make it look all alive again. Almost worked for me. See?