Friday Fun: Beer for lovers — a six-pack carrier and greeting card for Valentine’s Day

Love is in the air, wafting through the frigid tundra we call Cleveland. Valentine’s Day is approaching, and it’s starting to warm the very heart cockles we swore to keep frozen and/or full of beer in 2016. We never know what to get that special someone in our life, but this year we’ve already found the perfect little present — this adorable six-pack carrier and greeting card combo that makes giving the gift of craft beer simple and sexy this V-Day.

You can buy this little bugger online at beergreetings.com or amazon.com. Prices start at a whopping $3.95, with discounted multi-packs in “Birthday, I Heart You, Congrats, Thanks and Holiday Designs,” according to the press release. Once you have the carrier, card and six-pack of beer, all you need is an endearing message. These little ditties should get you some strange looks:

You make me so hoppy.
Wait till you see how I open these bottles.
These should keep your hands busy for a while.
Love has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
Sorry, this is what I meant by “I have a 6 pack.”
Because you’re never pleasant sober.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
To our everlasting suds.
Something to not remember me by.
There’s just something sexy about a gut.
This is so we don’t have to have sex.